’That name. Too perfect…’

---

my friends named me Beaux Tox, n you can see why -
(...not sure what the ‘Tox’ is, but it matters not,
One look at Me n a GOOD BOY they got!)
they tell me I’m Perfect the way that i am,
I’m Lucky they Love me like one of the Fam!
don’t need any mirrors my face to reflec,
I’m Handsome, see ? They put a tie ‘round my neck!
some people - they frown, n they say, ‘Oooo... WhAt’S WrOnG ??’
I Wag my tail Happy -
Belong!’

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Doggo’s like, “Oh, we doing this?!”’

---

...we doin this ?
it's what i need....
Race me, human -
I am SPEED !!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I gave George a one time play of his favorite thing’

---

my name is George, n here i sit,
but friend, don’t think too much of it
perhaps a bug was passing by,
i missed it, though, on my first try
n so i sit n contemplate
if sTuPiD BuG is worth my wait...
you let me have
my Favrit thing!
you teach me if i act ‘depress’,
REWARD i get -
such Happiness!
(the Heck with bugs - Next time PRETEND
just give me TOILET PAPER, friend!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’cats just pretend they can't do things to get us to do things for them’

---

We are the cats, n these the rules:
the Humans here to be our tools
we study everything they do,
purrFect our skills! (n do it, too...)
but Never let the humans see -
our Servants they must always be!
STOP! n LiCk your PaWs . . . n W a i t . . .
they Fools
who we must
Dominate

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’But how did Deer meet Jimmy?’

---

I need the origin story of this friendship...’
i remember when i saw you, back when i was just a fawn
you were just a puppy, n you ran across the lawn
momma said 'be careful, babe - he isn't one of us...'
your human said 'You'll Scare her!' (oh, those mommas sure can Fuss!)
but after all these years, my friend, we sure did prove them wrong
cuz now we're still together, n with You's where i belong
n now i share my babes with you, a trusted friend, so dear
Thank you for the memories
I'm glad that you're still here!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Bamboozled, am I flying? Or am I floating in the air?’

---

too Scared that i might FALL . . . HoW Am I GOING DOWN the STAIR ?!!
i thought I saw the Human -
Now I DON’T, so Where’d he GO ?!
there’s Something here ^{SUSPENDINGME...}
but WHAT -
i Do not KNOW !
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’How to get adopted with this simple trick’

---

you here for a ‘story’ ? well, I’ll tell you one...
its about a sad puppy, who never had fun ^:@(
he stayed at a shelter, but dreamed of a friend -
that one special human, to make his ‘sad’ end...
i knew when i saw you, n when you came near
now I’m Holding tight, n i’m Not letting go!
Take me Away - You’re My Human, i Know!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…they are actually seagulls.’

---

Blame the Ducks! it wasn’t us
who left our footprints here...
they’re QuAcKeRs! n they MaKe a Fuss
whenever we come near
but when there’s bits of food to find,
we seagulls swoop right down...
we Swipe it! leave no trace behind,
n make those ‘duck frens’ frown
the humans - Angry, when we’re done,
(they’ll find our Poop, they will...)
Blame the Ducks for ‘damage done’
n put it on
their Bill !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Thats a Buffal-bro’

---

not Always, little bro...
in Sand you Plant your turtle face!
you gonna Die, ya know ?!
but I am Buff - so trim n fit,
i’m gonna Save you, see ?
the humans CHEER - they see’n this Sh!t
the ‘Hero Brother’ - Me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ Whippet's like "You're too slow (boing)’

---

I’m poodle, small,
but Now is time...
i Will not FALL !
the fence
i CLIMB...
the others pace
n watch
below
my heart it race
as off i go...
each step i take
a careful one,
make no mistake
or life
is Done...
in throat - a lump,
the first to try...
but then
a J ^uMp!
the whippet ^FLY!!
the dogs - they CHEER!
they BaRk n Yelp!!
. . . i’m stuck ^uphere...
. . . a little
help ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’it looks more like this rat is licking some peanut butter of her finger.’

---

when am scare, my heart it flutter -
Need the Hand of Friend!!
Lemme lick the peanut butter
on your finger end . . .
am NeRvOuS - SituAtion New
(am Trying to be Brave...)
so can i Please hold on to you ?
is Comfort that i crave
a peanut butter Lick ^;)
DiStRaCt me, with a T a s t y treat
the Roof of mouth
it Stick

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He looked pretty exhausted…’

---

i am exhausted as can be,
here in the noonday sun...
to rescue me -
i fear my life
is done...
while ‘Slow n steady Wins the Race’
my mantra all life long,
alas, my Fate so hard to face,
a slow death here
so wrong....
so gently turns my shell !
Another day I have to spend
Out in the ocean swell...!
a Rat Race his - the human's life
i hear they have to run...
yet This one Freed me from my strife!
Today
His race
he Won!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…tf I’m even doin here…’

---

C’mon, babe - it’s Time to Dance...
Look - i SWEAR, he’s Frozen, see ?!
Come on, Becky -
SMASH with me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Which one is your girlfriend?’

---

now we laying down to sleep,
we snuggle in the girlfriend heap
the human lying on the bed,
we cuddle close, from toes to head
our guy’s awake - no time to snooze,
(we dream that We the one he choose...)
but as he watches, as we rest,
we Know he likes
the Human
best

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’They understand…’

---

i listen to the human, n i hang on every word...
sometimes i turn my head because of Something that i heard
i maybe thought they said my name, or something else i know,
i stare at them n tilt my head - my understand i show ^;@)
n maybe they will look at me, n say the word again!
it always makes me happy, this Attention from my fren
so ‘Mom’ n ‘Dad’ n ‘Ball’ n ‘Walk’ - these words that i enjoy
but Best of all i wait to hear
when they call me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Who is the trainer now?’

---

you hung the bells there by the door,
i figured out what they were for
no time it took to realize -
i rang the bell
n You would rise...
no need for me to ‘go outside’ -
my One desire i could not hide!
as soon as you rose from the chair,
you knew that i was headed there ^;@)
you gave in Quick! there was no fight
(i Knew, dear friend, i ‘trained you right’)
Someday, long after i am gone,
you’ll Love the chair
that I sat on...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The claw has chosen you!’

---

We are the last - the final two....
Whoooo will be Chosen - Me or You ?
in frozen fear, a look of awe ^8>8>
we watched the GIANT Grabbing Claw...
plucking sister owls n brothers,
We’re ALONE! Where are the Others??
Now it’s down to just us two
One will remain....
The Claw knows
whooooooo.......

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Fun fact, these dogs were originally bred to chase badgers out of burrows…’

---

I am the dog, for badgers bred -
we’d chase them out’ their holes
but now i’m ‘just a pet’ instead,
to comfort human souls
we dogs ‘evolved’ from jobs we had,
don’t work so hard no more
n we have learned
our ‘moms n dads’
are now what we’re here for
so badgers - Free! to roam the land,
we’ve Better things to do
dear human friend, you understand -
my Heart belongs
to You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Rest in peace chicken’

---

it’s gonna be Ok, i know
you always treated me so good,
n i stayed here
long as i could
you promise me the pain will cease,
n tell me that i’ll Rest In Peace
Remember all the love we shared -
i knew, dear friend, how much you cared!
don’t worry, now, cuz i’m alright
just one last kiss
n hold me tight
you won’t forget your ‘chicken cat’!
take comfort, now, in knowing that
we Both be strong.. i’m gonna try
to say
Goodbye . . .
i’m thankful for the love you gave,
I won’t be ‘Chicken’...
Brave...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’once a cat or tag is register to the feeder it only opens for that cat.’

---

i am the kit, so very small,
am eat down here
so i don’t fall
the Bigger cats eat on the shelf,
but i eat here
all by myself
the momma knows the way i feel,
(she says the Big ones try ‘n ’steal’...)
but sometimes here i feel alone,
(the momma says ‘This food my Own’)
i know i have a lot to learn -
(someday on shelf a spot i’ll earn)
n i’ll find out the Steal thing, too!
(I wanna do
what BiG Cats do!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’That's no dog. It’s a shaved lion’

---

i am the kit, so very small
am not sure What you is at All...
you MiGhTy BeAsT! a LION friend ??
or are you Dog, who just pretend...
so cautious me . . .
you wanna play ?
. . . i maybe ^touchyour paw, m’kay ?
. . . WoAh . . . !
i’ll go play with my Own kind . . .
HECK! Come Back, kit... please ?
I don’t mind...!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’That little sploof…a little bit of Pancake is trying to escape…’

---

this my girl - she loves me Best
she treats me Better than the rest!
i know it’s true, n i have Proof -
she Always gives me
room to sploof
she takes me out in special pack,
n lets me ride upon her back ^;}
it’s clear so i can See, no doubt,
n Holes
if Pancake’s
leaking
out...
so in my pack, am never squish -
there’s room to sploof there, if i wish
a bit of fur, a tail, a paw
the Cutest sploof
you ever saw!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I'll go but I'm not going to have any fun’

---

i Told you this would be No Fun!
you know i’m happy with a Walk,
instead you FoRCiNg me to ‘TALK’ !
Don’t know these dopes, n i don’t care,
ignoring that they’re even ‘there’...
Please let me be the way i am -
You’re All I NEED!
 
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’rugrats...’

---

we are the rats that you adore,
you gave us softness on the floor!
you say is Ours! a thing called 'rug',
n there we are, wrapped in a Hug ^;);)
our tails they form a loving heart,
n from this rug
we'll never part
the happy feels below our feet -
we’re making memories, so sweet!
Long after we are gone away,
your loving rugrats
Here
will stay

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’When you're born into the family business’

---

we are the Cats - the masks we wear,
a FaMiLy in Crime we share ^8}8{
n i’m the kit, jes like my dad
am Born to Be
so Very
Bad...
a Burglar cat
right from the start -
Born to Steal
my human’s
Heart!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’they were sticking together for comfort and safety.’

---

...wait, We can't go - there's kits in here!
they really like to have us near...
we keep each other nice n calm,
...besides, these kits
they have a Mom...
she Cat... but she don't make a fuss,
she's taking care of All of us..
we pups can't Find ours...
where'd she go ?
...maybe you friend humans know...
for now, we stick together, see ?
she treating us like family...
...but tell our mom we're here,
ok ?
. . . . . for now, by momma cat
we Stay . . . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Pet the damn cat’

---

dear human, i missed you, friend! Where did you go ?
i looked Everywhere,
n i just didn't know...
the house was so quiet, n Something seemed wrong,
it's hard when you humans aren't where you belong....
oh, gosh, now you're Here! we're Together again ^;}
i'll rub you All over ~ just Pet me, my fren...
...n no, i'm not hungry, my litter box fine,
all that i need
is to know
you're still
mine

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He shows Hemingway respect and love all the time…’

---

sometimes he’s movin kinda slow...
he not so BoUnCy like i be,
(but I know that he’s watching me)
when i was kit, so very small,
was Hemy Cat who taught me All
i love my shaggy bro like HECK,
(n Always treating with RESPEC...)
n even if he wants my toy,
it’s His to Take -
the Goodest boy!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’EDIT: The attempt was thwarted by the stupid humans. Now I'm convinced they are in cahoots with the dog and I need to come up with a new plan to get rid of them all…’

---

i am the cat, n this my plan -
am pOiSoN DoGgO if i can...
he such a stupid dopey fool,
he bust my chops, n always drool
so first, i gonna drown the frog,
in water bowl, that’s meant for dog ^;}
that’s when the DoPe will take a drink,
n then he DrOpPinG dEaD, i think....
foiled again! my plan erode...
the Stupid human gets involved,
but she is dumb -
i’ll be absolved...
am not deterred that she is p!ssed,
am adding Karen
to my list . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’omg his lil hat’

---

i am the tort, so very old,
upon my back a babe i hold
i walk along beside the man,
he’s old like me, n understan
that there’s n need to hurry on -
too soon our time together
gone . . .
Enjoy the time we have, instead
n wear a hat
upon your head ^;)
n maybe, for a little while
the Busy STOP -
it makes them
smile
n they will learn our wise, old pace . . . . .
Wins
the race . . .’

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Scaredy cats need time and space…’

---

i see you, human - watching me,
i’d like if you just let me be...
for though i am a little scare,
i kinda like it
when you’re there...
just please don’t get up in my face -
we scaredy cats need time and space
n maybe in a little while,
if once or twice
i see you smile,
be gentle, friend, n please don’t budge
it takes a little time
to judge...
but if i find you pass the test,
you’ll be my friend
i like
the
Best...
(beautiful cat u/DforDrew1107)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The more you push, the less likely they are to get comfortable’

---

it doesn’t mean ‘l don’t Like you’
just let me be the way i am,
don’t stress me out to be your ‘fam’
it turns me off the more you ‘push’
(you cannot MAKE ME be a ‘mush’...)
but give me time, n stay away
i’ll maybe be
your friend . . .
. . . . . . .
. . . Someday . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’A close brush with death…’

---

. . . um . . .
i DeFiNaThLy have a plan...
you do that Rubbing underneath -
thith Thing you calling ‘Bruthing Teeth...’
am holding thtill... but it’th NO FUN !
juth Waiting, human, til you’re Done...
n when you thleeping on your bed,
be careful
or
you wake up
dead...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Does he give her treats or pets?’

---

i am the dog, n here i wait,
my Favorite friend - anticipate....
i watch for little truck he drives -
am So ExCiTe when he arrives!
i race down hill to greet my fren -
he brings the humans stuff called ‘mail’,
n i give him
a wagging tail
n best of all, he don’t forget
to give me treat, n gentle pet
too soon my friend is on his way -
Delivered Love
to me today!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Believe me, it’s even creepier when your cat stares into the ceiling or tracks things that aren’t there when they don’t have eyes.’

---

Human, Believe me - there’s things i can see,
you Can’t, cuz they’re MaGiCaL ViSiOnS for Me ^;}
n sometimes you catch me - i stare at the ceiling,
i’m blessed with the gift of invisible Feeling...
n i don’t need eyes when i look up above
i hear your voice, gentle - i only see Love!
for i’ve seen you Clearly, friend, right from the start
my world's Full of Light
cuz I see
in your Heart!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Dark entities not visible on our plane of reality’

---

you ever hear things that go Bump in the Night ?
we cat friends can See them - they’re out of Your sight...
for when darkness falls, n you humans are sleeping
it’s then when we cats do important gatekeeping...
Protecting our humans from entities dark
(sometimes the dogs hear them, but they only bark...)
we cats are the ones who keep shadows at bay,
don’t worry, friend humans -
they’re Gone
the next day...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’why, why must you make me wear this… I love you. ...but why!?”’

---

i’m wearing ‘the formal’, at least i will try...
am look at my human n wondering ‘Why’ ?
have stayed by his side, seen him through thick n thin,
don’t know why it matters
the Clothes that i’m in . . .
but This time is different - he says it’s a ‘Wed’ !
(his girl that we love will be Mom now instead :@)
n there by his side i’ll be - they’ll do the ‘vows’,
(but Me, in my Tux,
will get All the Bow WoWs!)
(a very dapper Good Boy, u/TonyClifton323 - Best to All!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’if rowdy wasn't found then there would just be no reason to go on, the world is just too awful to contemplate any further…’

---

sometimes you read a story that you wish you hadn’t read,
n yet you just can’t let it go - it stays with you, instead...
n so the tale of Rowdy, n the fate of one so small,
a little cat gone missing,
yet the Hero of us all...
so many can relate to knowing Love that they have lost,
we all had hopes for Rowdy to be Found at any cost!
We need a Happy Ending! Times are Hard - for This we yearned
Thank GOODNESS - THEY FOUND ROWDY!!
now a tale of Hope
Returned!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…she ended up walking away with her baby.’

---

if anything happens to my little baby,
i’d much rather Die....
we fell in the hole, n you pulled me out first
Please Get my BABY! His Cries are the Worst!
i’ll lay here n die, til he’s out of that hole
cuz if he is harmed, i will give up my Soul...
so humans, Please Don’t waste your time on old Me!
cuz I’ll be just fine
when my Baby
I see...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’he got around quite well and still could see a tiny bit out of the corners of the retina’

---

my world was dark n lonely -
everything i saw, a blur...
my human contact only
when i felt you touch my fur
still, you brought me home to live,
n made me realize
with all the love n care you give,
you opened up my eyes!
n now - a whole new world to see
is waiting to explore!
Together, momma - you n me,
each day i’m seeing More ^;@)
i used to just imagine you,
n near your voice above
but now i See a dream come true -
dear mom, You look
like
Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’What is this bird thinking and why did he choose your son?’

---

I’m following this one, he’s not like the rest...
he’s carefree n Happy - the one i like best!
i think he’s the smallest one i ever found,
i like how he squeals, n he sits on the ground
the Others are BIGGER - too much HuMaN TaLk,
but this one is doing that funny dance walk!
he’s playful n gentle - we'll learn from each other,
I’m gonna choose This one
to be my new
brother...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’With that padding there, this isn't the first time.’

---

when i’m sleeping on the shelf,
sometimes i cannot help myself
a chasing dream i have once more,
n throw myself
down on
the
floor
my human friend - they understand,
n make a little place to land
now safe upon the floor i lay,
n dream of one
who got away...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’When they miss you they really miss you’

---

no contemplate the time of day,
i miss you, friend, when you’re away
i only know that you’re not here,
dear human, please - i need you near!
the only love i’ve ever known,
i cannot stand it here
alone
my dog heart sighs - for you i yearn!
i’ll wait
right here
til you
return...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Her teeny kitty heart is trying so hard to help you feel better.’

---

am thinking maybe something’s wrong,
you not in house where you belong...
i guess you rather stay in bed -
am bring my toys
to You, instead ^;}
i’m just a kit, but i can tell
when momma isn’t feeling well
i’ll try my best to do my part
n heal her
with my kitten heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’It’s never shrunk but the stuffing has thinned lit over the years’

---

this my puppy from the start -
i love this babe with all my heart!
at first he nearly Big as ME!
(he kinda ^shrunkennow, you see ?)
is probly cuz i hold him tight,
n sometimes squeeze him, in the night...
but as i lay me down to rest,
Big or ^small,
I’ll Love him
Best

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I love the picture you chose to go with this question…’

---

when you see me strike this pose,
you better CoVeR uP your nose
as my butt begins to rise,
you’ll feel a burning
in your eyes...
my fur is grey, my eyes are gold,
a Thing of Beauty to behold!
but looks too often can deceive -
my Scent of Death
you won’t believe...
so silently, beneath my haunch
a missile in the air i launch!
This one’s gonna clear the room
as i release
my fecal
fume...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He could have left too, package was delivered, but he wanted some puppy love’

---

so you stay nice n calm....
I’m gonna leave this box right here,
n you can tell your mom...
it’s what i’m s’pose to do...
it’s best you just be careful, then
i maybe come to you..
....did you just call me ‘pretty’ ?! gee,
it’s what i’m dreaming of...
ok...now you can pet me, see?
i give you
puppy love...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Means that she's a cat . . . just don’t do it when not needed’

---

I am the Cat
it’s what i do...
sometimes it’s being Held by you
n sometimes Not -
i’ll let you know,
then
back
down
on the floor
i’ll go...
for you should be a simple task -
don’t pick me up
unless i Ask..
n then i’ll maybe take a nap,
n choose
or not
your human lap
but when you lie down on your bed,
i’ll choose to lie
on You
instead
n as we drifting off to sleep,
you’ll know
I’m CAT...
you’re Mine
to
Keep

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’So, uh... What do we do with them?’

---

they’re here...
i’ll go get Help . . .
cuz I don’t have
a clue...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…using a bidet for the first time.’

---

i am the tort, inside my shell -
my Home upon my back
but sometimes - Oh, it sTiNkS like HeLL
cuz Plumbing here
i lack....
no way to lick my butthole clean,
or d r a g it ‘cross the ground
there’s stuff gets caught there, ‘in between’,
but now
BiDeT i’ve found ^;)
at last: RELIEF! it happens Fast,
so gladly i submit
as I receive the power blast -
my Butt is FREE
of Sh!T !!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’greebles…’

---

I am the Cat - is what I do,
these gReEbLeS are not seen by you...
they floating, scattered in the air,
i like to try ‘n catch them there ^;}
so skillful reaching with my paws,
they slip right thru my murder claws...
i sometimes see them in the day -
they come around
n like to play...
but when the dark begins to fall,
then come the nastiest of all!
they linger in the shadows then,
they dart away,
n come again!
they taunt, as ‘round the corners wait,
n laugh at Squeals of my FrUsTrAte...
then thru the air, so silent fly...
them Heckin gReEbLeS
Never
Die!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’She never actually uses her claws on me… I think she meant to spread her paws in preparation to do the kneading thing…’

---

i am the cat - it’s what i do,
this just my way of telling you...
i love to feel your gentle touch,
(it comforts me, so very much!)
but when i’ve had enough of ‘paws’,
i sometimes show
my m u r d e r claws
(i will not use - is just ‘pretend’...
am showing you
i need you, friend)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I can't stop myself from touching my cats little feet even though I know there will be blood…’

---

the furry bits of softness, pitter patter from the start...
the fluffy floof between my toes leave footprints on your heart!
my ‘jelly beans’ of sweetness, like a tiny flower bud,
but try ‘n touch my little feet,
n friend -
there Will
be
Blood...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’that dog is so patient…’

---

i am the dog, n here i sit,
my human use his ‘Doctor kit’
am play along, so patiently -
he’s ‘Dogtor,’ n I’m ‘patient’, see ^;@)
i place my paw upon his lap,
so gentle does a little ‘tap’...
n next he does the ‘pressure test’,
(i love this little human Best!)
he’s gonna be a Vet someday,
for now, i do my Bestest ‘stay’
n years from now, when i am gone
this memory
will linger on
i’ll know that i have done my part
to guide my human
with his heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The floor slicc but he thicc…’

---

the mem’ry of Harambe strong,
encased now, here we live...
we know you humans done us wrong,
n we
will Not
FORGIVE...
in here, our Jail - a cage of glass,
but when the floor is slick
i s l i d e across n show my Ass -
I am GORILLA
THICC
Fear us, ‘friends’ - we shan’t be kept!
my Ass should leave no doubt
our Leader Gone - we All have wept,
Tomorrow
it’s
D!CKS OUT...!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Yes! Put down that phone for all the pets!’

---

Look! Perfect in your Lap i fit ^;@)
oh, Hey! what’s goin on up there ??!
Ok! just you n me alone,
n you don’t even need your phone!
but one arms Free
to Love the pup!
...i saw my other fren pass by,
i thought i maybe give a try...
am maybe not as BoUnCe as he...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I once gave some chicken to a little stray puppy….he started following me around everyday whenever he saw me. I just couldnt wait for my break everyday to go see the lil dude, best time ever…’

---

remember me, the little stray,
i waited for you everyday
one time, a little chicken snack -
(i couldn’t wait til you came back!)
i knew in you a friend i’d found,
n so
i followed you around...
sometimes in life we need a break,
n maybe, then, a friend we make
a simple gesture, that’s enough
to help us through
when times are tough
remember me, i did my part
to leave a smile
upon your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’kind soul…’

---

once in your life, if you’re lucky, you find
a human who’s caring, n gentle, n kind
they’re here to protect us, like angels above,
if you find one you’ll know
cuz their heart’s full of Love
but some of us older pets never will see
how special a life full of loving can be
so here in the shelters, we hope,
n we wait
our Angel will Find us...
it’s never
too late

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Good horse, poor man. I wonder what's wrong with him.’

---

rest well, my friend... i understand,
i rest my muzzle on your hand
there’s nothing that you need to say,
i’m gonna love you
anyway
i know your human life is tough,
but when you think you’ve had enough
find a friend - if ‘just a horse’
they’ll Love you still . . .
of course,
of course

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Circular economy explained.’

---

my human use the ShArPy tHiNg, a circle round n round
(i think they carving BALL for me, but Look - a Snack i found!)
is kinda tart n crunchy, maybe not my favrit taste...
but I am Pup - their Bestest Fren ^:@)
won’t let it go
to Waste!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…this is Mr. Whiskers we don’t bark at him, he is our friend. Be nice Mr. whiskers…’

---

he’ll look AnNoYeD - your face he’ll Bat...
but human, he no shaking paws ^:@(
he Scaring me with m u r d e r claws...
don’t worry pup, just say ‘Hello’,
mind your business, on we’ll go...
I am the CAT
I’ll F%CK you up!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Cooper in the pooper’

---

I am the cat - you call me Cooper,
by your feet i’ll sit
but Best of all, i love the Pooper
where the humans Sh!t
they do their biz, n then they FLUSH,
the dirties disappear...
DON’T CLOSE the LID!! I gotta rush
to get my spot in here...
At last - Success! I’m deep inside
this place to call my own ^;}
a Kingdom safe, where i can hide -
i Claim
the human
throne...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’adorable’

---

I am the bat, so very smol,
do not be scared of me at all!
by human hand, so gentle made,
no reason, frens, to be afraid
Adorable! i’m sure to please ^:}
(n Never will I spread disease!)
for tho i’m just a bit of felt,
i’m sure to make
your cold heart
melt!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Those eyes are breaking my heart…’

---

i hear you call this ‘shelter’ place
for me, my sis, n mom...
i look up at your human face -
am try hard
to stay
calm...
i like the way you hold me, but
am smol,
with many fears...
am holding back
my tears...
you say i’m getting ‘bran new start’ -
a Famlee Dream come True!
it kinda hurts my kitten heart -
 
. . . can mom n sis come, too ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…imagine the other ants patting their buddy on the back with their antennae going 'there there, we'll get it next time'…’

---

Today is my chance! i’ve been sent on the hunt ^:)
to search for the Treasure - the Food that they want!
some droppings n crumbs humans waste, left behind,
when Suddenly - WhAt iS tHiS ?! WHAT did I FIND ??!
it TOWERS Before me - the BIGGEST of ALL!!
I MUST GET THE OTHERS!! ‘cuz i am ^sosmall...
’C’Mon, everybody! It’s Right over HERE!!’
hang on, I’m ExCiTeD...
i got turned around....
i Know it’s here somewhere... no, i wouldn’t lie...
i’ll search
til
i
die......
 
edit for u/Horizon296 ^;)inspiredby u/AccioSexLife:
there, there, little buddy - you’re hungry like us
you win some, you lose some, so don’t make a fuss!
it’s been a long day - there’s so much that you’ve seen
let’s head back to the hill
...no,
we won’t tell the queen...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Of course he will remember you, cats are ridiculously smart when it comes to recognizing their owners…’

---

we cats have our humans - they call themselves ‘owners’
(but Nobody ‘owns’ us, we’re really all Loners...)
they come n they go - if they’re Lucky they learn
that some, if they’re Worthy,
we’re Glad they return... ^;}
content to hang out in their home here, behind
we know that they Love us, n so we don’t mind
but when they come back, tho we might play it cool,
our heart Jumps for JOY!
Why’d you LEAVE ME, you Fool ??!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I went back home after a couple of months and she jumped inside my sweater and stayed there the whole time I was home.’

---

i am the cat, you left me here,
that’s when i learned a new thing -
so long i listened for the door
you’d come back through
an empty feeling grew inside,
there was no ‘You’...
i sometimes cried ^:{
afraid to not see you again,
i missed my favorite human friend...
but then - Return! a Wish come true,
now i can’t get enough of you!
i’ll stay inside your sweater here,
Forever dreaming
You are
near

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’That horse took off and didn’t look back, he knew that puppy had paws’

---

Hey, Easy, sheep - this kid my bro!
n I’m the WATCHDOG here, ya know ?
a little playfulness, ok -
but that’s enough! so back away!
don’t want no tRoUbLe here at all
he chased the Sheep! n next - the Horse !!
will I back off ?!
of course,
of Course!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He’s saying goodbye to his friends...’

---

Today's My day, my dream came True -
the Humans chosen ME!
but first i say 'Goodbye' to you -
my Shelter family ^:@)
i waited til it was my turn,
i watched the others go
was for a Human that I'd yearn,
n Love to ME they’d show
n now it’s Time to say goodbye,
My time for moving on
I'm Happy....
Please, friends
Don’t you cry...
i’ll miss you
when i'm gone...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I see the darkness…’

---

i am the dog, the ‘Goodest Boy,’
but there are things i Don’t enjoy
my human friend i TrY to pLeAsE,
but This
i Cannot do
with ease...
so glad their day included me,
but back on land i’d rather be ^:@(
you put me in a safety vest,
i did the float, am tried my best
so nervous now - the dock is near!
but Oh, the G A P is what i fear...
i cannot hold! am losing gRiP!!
i see the darkness
as
i
slip . . .
(whoopsie - accidentally deleted ~ reposted)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Lulu was a street cat and was too small so her pregnancy failed and she lost her kittens’

---

Something strange came over me -
my kittens
were not meant to be...
a momma cat - i hoped, someday,
but then my babes
all went away
a human chose me as her pet,
my heart - still sad
with loss, regret
but then came You... a kit, alone
n now
a baby
of my own ^;}
so rock-a-by, ‘adopted one’
Our life
Together
has begun!
I’ll be your momma from the start,
n you will heal
my broken heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He’s even got a little snack!’

---

i am the squirl
the snack i haz
am listen to
the human jazz
i sit alone
on patio -
invite my frens
but they say
no...
but i don’t care,
as you can see
this human
serenading
me ^:)
i Love this fren
i Love the SAX
but most of all
i Love
my
Snacks

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’our cat stole our comfy fancy floor pillow…’

---

Human, friend - i see you’ve learned,
n now RESPECT from me you’ve earned ^;}
you watched me as i chose my place,
n made me comfy in my space
the couch was fine - it’s where you rest,
but now My Pillow i like Best!
you brought it home - a Soft so fine,
n instantly
I made it Mine
now on my perch of Royalty
a Pillow Worthy - Just of Me
(but sometimes, when i take my naps,
i still might choose
your human
laps...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He was calm and sweet and just slept in my lap. I got him home and he has been an absolute fucking terror…’

---

Look at my human, he’s signing his name -
the PaPeRwOrK nearly is Done!
(he totally Clueless i won’t be the same
as soon as our ‘New Life’ begun...)
i mewed at him soft as he came thru the door,
(i chose Him above all the rest...)
convincing my human it’s ME he’s here for,
a Sucker -
but he passed my test
For when we get home, how the Tables will turn
I’ll UNLEASH the Demon!! He’ll see...^;}
but I picked a Good One, n soon he will learn
His life would be Nothing
Without me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…I haven't seen a "wHat BrEEd iS My CaT" posts in a while.’

---

Ask ‘em again - it’s what some humans need:
they’ll Guess or they’ll ‘know’ with such ExPeRt advice,
n Challenge each other - (some humans aren’t ‘nice’...)
Whatever we are, it don’t matter to us,
amused by the people who make Such a Fuss!
We’re CATS - we don’t care ‘bout a Breed or a Name,
we’ll Choose our Best humans
n Love them
the same!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’How do I get my cat to stop XYZing”’

---

WhY dOeS hE Do It ?! Oh, What do you Think??
He’s Shredding the Blankets, then Lying on Top!!
How can I Ever get Felix to STOP??!’
you humans are foolish, your Answers are dumb,
you’re CLUELESS, regardless of Where you come from!
Seeking attention ? a sad ‘KaRmA Hunt ?!
We’re CATS,
No one Knows....
but we’ll DO
as we WANT

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’My poor sweet old man, he's going deaf so he's a little slower to catch on to surprises…’

---

We’re waiting for momma! she went out the door,
we eagerly listen to hear her once more...
not sure she back soon, n don’t know where she went,
we listen for footsteps,
or whiff of her scent....
then suddenly - Momma! Behind us - SuRpRiSe !
So happy we greet her, with Love in our eyes ^:@);@):@);@)
(our old bro still waiting, but He’s the most smart -
he Always hears momma
inside of his heart!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Olive looks like she's half monkey!’

---

WhAt ArE yOu DoInG n WHERE Have you Been ??!
you’re LATE, n it’s High time my BrEaKfAsT begin!!
Been waiting so patient, then I realize
am feeling some Tears in my BIG MONKEY Eyes! ^8{
a splash of white fur on my face like a mask,
sweet monkey toes, too, but friend All that i Ask
is Don’t keep me WAITING! it Worries me so...
your monkey-kit Baby
is STARVING, you know!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Give the Photoshop guy a cookie, he good boy’

---

I am the Dog who passed away,
Forever in their hearts I’ll stay
reduced to ash, but never gone,
my memory with them lives On!
they scattered me across the lake,
my chance - a final L^eaptotake !
my spirit Flying, full of Joy ^:@)
a fond Farewell -
the Goodest Boy

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’friend shaped'*...’

---

i'll follow you human, if just for a while...
(it seems that you like me - i'm making you smile)
your step is more lively with me by your side,
n i am amused, keeping up with your stride
a short walk together - our secret escape ^;}
a cat n a human - we form a 'friend shape'
but when our walk's over, n we have to part,
my pawprints will stay, friend
inside of your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’> I was stuck, Sheryl, I tell ya. Stuck as could be! Then this metal demon moved in on me. I lashed out from my prone position and struck it! Again and again. I kept the beast at bay until all of the sudden I summoned super fox strength and lifted the boulder just enough to break free! In a single bound I was away, out of the reach of the slow but monstrous beast. You should have seen it. I was incredible!’

---

that’s when the MaD MeTaL thing moved in on me...
TRAPPED by my Tail - s t r e t c h e d - o u t to full length,
i Suddenly summoned my SUPER FOX Strength!
n just as the BEAST was about to Eat me,
i Lifted the boulder enough to break Free!
the Monster - it Fled with a whimpering cry,
Defeated by ME!
OutFoxed!!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I just wanted to show you! Now give it back!’

---

Human, you see dis ? I CaUgHt It Myself ^;}
I’m letting you feel it awhile in your hand,
but GIVE IT BACK NOW, friend !
Don’t you Understand ??
my job isn’t Finished! There’s still time to Play
so Give him back Meow! I’ll get down from the bed...
(..n when i get bored,
then it’s Off with his Head!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Precious’

---

...you guys all have humans ? ...you think they’ll come Back ?
my Dad said he would, n he’ll bring me a snack....
He says that I’m Precious, but i need a ‘groom’
i glance at the window, to see if he’s here...
no, i wasn’t worried, you Said you’d return ^:@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Mario cart’

---

We hear the food pouring - oh, Be STILL MY HEART!!
that’s when our house turns into MaRiO CaRt!!
we know when it’s Time for the Humans to feed
There’s No holding BACK - We are 1, 2, 3 SPEED!!
We Race round the corners - there’s No time to Waste,
we slip on saliva n Dream of the Taste !
One final bend more as we s l i d e into place -
our Bowls - 3, 2, 1-
we All bury
our Face!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

I’m watching them laying there where they belong...
they each just a baby, i’m watching them grow
it’s boring, you know...
i count them each day, n im loving them all,
i gotta teach ‘play’, right ? so I brought my Ball ^:@)
just wanna have Fun!
Human, help me stay calm...
cuz You were the one
who taught Me
to be

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Imagine not being able to scratch a large portion of your body….then being given a magical post that can’

---

as i stand out in my field,
the UrGe tO iTcH! it will not yield !!
alas, no limbs to r e a c h have I,
Oh, Glory Be - a Magic Post!
Relieve me of what pains me most...
Dear silent friend, with Shag of Blue,
Affectionately
I’ll RuB You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I got them on Amazon! Yes decals and if you have the same patience as me you'll hate putting them on a d there will be creases everywhere lmao but I love how it looks’

---

these steps are so Special, (our human Did fuss...)
they wanted to make them a StAiRwAyfor Us ^;}:}
they toiled n they strained - what a Backbreaking chore,
but they suit us fine, n our space we adore
For these are the steps that we ^climbndescend,
n there at the bottom awaits our Best friend!
We perch on our favorite, gazing down from above,
Our stairway to Heaven -
they Lead us
to Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The throne has been claimed…’

---

I am the Cat, n here i sit
This seat is Mine! a purrfect fit ^;}
my pillow-paw, my lion chair,
I claim the Throne!
I Will not ‘Share’...
but if I leave, n then return
to find you here -
Mistake you’ll learn...
a Lesson you will not forget -
you steal my seat -
You will
regret...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’It's about celebrating your dog and their uniqueness with likeminded dog lovers.’

---

our humans - Gosh! they MaDe a FuSs
they Celebrating All of us!
Today our time to stand in line
as in the Spotlight we All SHINE!
we ain’t no fancy ‘PeDiGrEe’
(n No one here looks Quite like Me!)
but time to judge . . . they have no doubt -
I’m BEST
the way My TeEtH sTiCk OuT !
great post u/evedayis ^;@)Thanks for ‘clarification’ u/WadeStockdale

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’No, is cat’

---

..Is tHiS FaT ?!
No, This is CAT -
upon the soft i lie...
Pet my fur
n i will purr
as human friends go by...
this ‘Fat’, you say
as here i lay -
UNKNOWN What you speak of !
for I am Fluff
n that’s enough -
this CAT
who shows you
Love...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’BESTEST BOY’

---

I’m walking my human! She hands me the lead
the BESTEST of BOYS, cuz I know what she needs ^;@)
her hands getting tired, n she needs a rest,
she clips on her belt, n then I do the rest!
I know where we’re headed, so I’ll lead the way!’
(I know that I’m helping - these humans are slow...)
’Don’t worry, best friend,
’cuz I Won’t let you Go!’

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’And that day the little family grew by one…’

---

dear diary, today's the day
the humans said that i could stay ^;}
i been with them a little while,
(n learned they like this thing called ‘smile’)
but best of all - the BIG Cat here!
she cuddles me, n holds me near...
we sleep together, nice n calm,
(she promised she would be my mom)
it makes the humans smile, you see -
now I’m part of
the Family

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He's a little blind and a lot deaf, but he makes up for it in how loud his purrrs…’

---

dear human, i don’t hear you now
the way i did before
i gotta let you know somehow
it’s You that i adore!
sometimes i only see a blur,
but i know you’re still there...
i feel your touch - i Loudly purrr
n i know
you still care ^;}
n when i lay me down to sleep,
we’ll never have to part
Forever, human, you will keep
my pawprints
on your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’we all just tryin to stay dry…’

---

i am the cat...much stealth i be,
among these dopes in secrecy...
am sheltered here - avoid the rains,
surrounded by these dumb pea-brains
we all just tryin to stay dry,
n when it stops
then Off i’ll fly...
(i Know that i could RULE this herd,
but i’ll slip out
without a word...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…this is just a terribly unflattering angle…’

---

when i lay me down to sleep,
inside the human crib i creep
the tiny one - they sleep in here,
i know they like when i am near
am pretty sure the mom n dad
are spying, but
it makes them glad ^;}
for I am Cat, n i PROTEC
n Love this human babe like Heck
beneath their gaze i cannot hide
(i hope they’re getting
my good side...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’faceplant’

---

i gotta lead my human, so i’m holding really tight...
he try ‘n tWiSt me BaCk n FoRtH ! I make sure he walks right ^;@)
he doin just the best he can (he only has two feet...)
then Suddenly i plant my face -
the training is complete!
but See ? no matter What he tries, I’m Never letting Go!!
(he’s learning I’m the Bestest friend
that he will Ever know!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Some cats are professional food acquisition specialists’

---

I am the Cat, DiSaBlEd, see
i d r a g my leg b e h i n d . . .
the only thing to comfort me -
a scrap of food to find...
I Will Not Let my one bad leg
deter me from my Quest!
n so, to Human friend i BEG
for FOOD that heals me BEST
so weak, but Still - DETERMINED YET!
each inch i move - a chore...
Dear Human, PLEASE! the FOOD that’s WET
will be my Only Cure!!
n once acquired, i’ll turn, n then
trot off on legs of four ^;}
(Tomorrow I will limp again
as FOOD i Seek
once more...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Ears down, pupils wide ... Try to pet the little guy's head, see what happens…’

---

Look into my Eyes, my friend, n tell me what you see...
DiSnEy EyEs ? we’ll, maybe, but
a Villain i will be...
my Ears are down, my pupils W I D E - you wanna try ‘n Pet ?
so go ahead... i’m warning you
you’ll Instantly
regret...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’chairs like these are made to treat megaesophagus in dogs, which makes dogs more likely to regurgitate their food…’

---

I am the dog, n this my Chair
because my humans truly care ^;@)
(they Love me, n they make a fuss
cuz I have MeGaEsOpHaGuS)
i climb right in, n Sit Up straight -
it helps me not regurgitate
a special chair, that’s made of wood
I am the Dog -
I have it
Good
(thank you u/SunfishStudio)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’they are clean socks she has learned how to open the sock drawer’

---

when you laying down to sleep,
into your sockie drawer i creep
the Highs n lows, the black n grey,
it’s with my human’s socks i play ^;}
they clean n folded, as they should,
but Oh, them SoCkS still smell so good!
i bring them up atop the bed,
n place them on my human’s head
i love my name - am called Burnt Toast,
but friend - I love
your Socks
the most!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Her little feeties look like hearts to me.’

---

Some people call them Jelly beans -
the pads upon my feet
the softest spots! the ‘in-betweens’
my tiny toes, so sweet ^;)
but Mine are Extra Special, see,
I’ll Love you from the start!
my footsteps, friend - to you from me
they’re Pawprints
on your
Heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’She's gorgeous’

---

it isn’t my Birthday - no, nothing like that...
but still I am Gorgeous ^;}a well-loved old Cat
don’t need any presents, or dumb human cake,
but Every year’s Special - the mem’ries we make
we cats never know just what Human we’ll get,
but they’ll bring us home, (n we’ll act like their ‘pet’...)
n then we’ll take charge, as their spirits we lift,
they’ll soon learn
Together
Each Day is a Gift!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’some innocent animals that won’t understand why she’s gone break my heart…’

---

We’re gonna sit n wait right here,
(we kinda miss our mom...)
these friends - they said ‘the Queen is Near’!
(they keep us nice n calm...)
they say ‘oh, Look - she’s going by!’
(there’s Human crowds in Masses...)
we wonder why,
a horse n carriage
passes...
were these two humans Lying ?
we’re Sure we heard ‘there goes the Queen . . . . .’
 
we kinda feel
like
crying...
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’that mansion…’

---

this Mansion for humans where i like to go,
the things i discover i just never know!
they treat their pets fussy (i watch from afar...)
the things that they toss ... i don’t Know what they are...
some FoRm of EnJoYmEnT they left on the ground !
approaching with caution, i first take a peek,
ATTACK then - i BITE It!
It lets out a SQEEEEEAK!!
This must be the THING - when they say ’Getcher TOY’!
i L^EAPthroughtheAir with unparalleled JOY!!
I’ve Watched them do zoomies - i never knew why,
but I’ve got them Now - the Toy TOSSED in the SKY!
a Glorious day, like I’ve just never known,
first day in my life with a Toy of my Own ^:@)
a kinship with Dog frens - a class ‘High above’
we’re All quite the Same
we’re just longing
for Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’What a good boi… the very, very best’

---

the ‘lunchtime’ came n went...
but still, my Leash i do not see,
their ‘break’ was not well spent...
my humans busy doing stuff
i never heard of - ‘PaCk’ ?!
a Walk i want! n that’s enough
this Time
i won’t get back ... ^:@(
(but little am i knowing now -
my patience will be Blessed!
a HoLiDaY we’ll take - oh, WOW!
not just Good boi -
the Best!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I have about four geckos living in my condo with me... I named them all Larry.’

---

we're geckos named Larry - a condo we share,
n you won't find nary a BuG Anywhere ^;):):);)
we'll climb every wall! search the ceiling n floor,
then Eat one n all, between us Larrys four
our human friend knows that we'll each earn our keep,
DoWn the HaTch each bug goes as he's peaceful asleep
not slimy or sleazy - we don't even chew it
we eat them So easy
a Larry
can do it!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’pretend…’

---

I am the Cat - oh, WhAt a BORE ^:{
my humans playing ‘Pub’ once more
they sit up at the breakfast bar,
n share the drinks
(how Lame they are...)
n then they ChAt like they have ‘friends’
(except they Don’t - is just ‘pretends’...)
n as they GiGgLe over beer,
I just ‘pretend’
that they’re
not
here...
(edit: Love this u/escape_button)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’They think it’s a flipped tortoise so they try to push it back over’

---

i am the turtle - here i go
to ChEcK the FrEnS all in a row
(they not in shells the way i be -
they stink like human feet to me...)
to ease their way here is my goal ^;)
n as i pass, the queue is Good!
..but This one Not the way he should...
i pause, inspect, then ‘round the bend,
then TrY to RiGhT this wayward friend
i PUSH n SHOVE - - - i try my Best,
at last, he’s turned ‘round like the rest
these silent soles, without a face
Learn
Slow n steady
Wins
the Race

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Look at her little face. That's a cat who knows she's just fat and is 100% fine with it.’

---

Looka me, human - i’m still very small,
This just how i’m Shaped, so No worries at all ^;}
you think it’s a PrObLeM - we went to the vet...
(with what you spent There, Oooooo the Snacks we could get!)
for i’m just a kitten, but you try your best
the doc checked me over, n ran Every test!
Conclusion was Easy (it’s not your mistake)
there’s just Too much Fat here
inside this
Cheesecake!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Her original name Jenny is now "KAREN", because she heard me call her a bossy cat...she has always been real friendly towards my daughter’

---

they used to call me ‘Jenny’
til they left me here behind
but ‘friends?!’ nah, they weren’t Any,
so i really didn’t mind...
forgotten what my name was -
now they’re Gone, n it’s Their loss
so you can call me ‘Karen’, cuz
you Know
that I’m
the Boss...
you try ‘n do a Study
just to learn about my ‘breed’
all ready you’re my buddy,
cuz you give me what i need ^;}
i really like the daughter friend -
(the first i ever had...)
i think i’m gonna stay here,
and
can i just call you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’My lab is bigger than Leroy and everyone loves him’

---

a BIG DOG, friend, n you will see
You’re All I’m dreaming of ^:@)
n what you’re getting back from me
is MoRe of Me
to Love!
so maybe I’m too BiG to hold
upon your human lap
but I’m the one, as you grow old,
to lie on
when you nap...
You won’t need any other friends
as you lay down to rest
another day together ends -
it’s Me
who Loves you
Best!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’HELP HIM! He’s DYING! Quickly administer 5000 cc’s of attention STAT’

---

the car - it CRASH
upon my paw ^:@(
my toes - they SmAsH!
too late i saw . . .
the Toy - i HATE !
it did not STOP
i have to h ^Op . . .
somehow
i drop instead . . .
AtTeNtiOn NOW!!
or i
am
Ded . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’honestly, the video is pretty much the exact same as the picture😂 he hasnt moved since i posted it haha’

---

i am the dog - i dare not move...
am BRAVEST BOY! (to mom must prove...)
my humans left me HoMe aLoNe,
(am kinda scare here on my own...)
i think they maybe watching, though,
n so my Chill i gonna show ^;@)
am curled up ^tiny,in a ball,
See? Lookit - I’m not Scared at All!
so I’ll stay here....
for the car....
n soon they’ll come back Home to Me!
(...am gonna try hard
Not to
pee...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’the kitty totally has the German Shepherd wrapped around her paw’

---

i am the kit, so very small
(i never knew my mom at all...)
but human friends - they brought me here,
n now this DoG So BIG stays near ^;}
he has ONE JOB: To do PROTEC !
(but oh, i Love this goof like HECK)
the Bestest Boy you Ever saw
(i have him wrapped
around my paw...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Maybe there's noisy kids at his house and he just wants a little nap…’

---

no, i’m not looking for a lap,
don’t need to have you near
but i just need a little nap,
n it’s so quiet here . . .
the kids are kinda CrAzY -
Oh, the Heckin NOISE they make!
i’m feelin kinda lazy,
so i thought i’d take a break...
that’s when i saw an open door,
this couch will do just fine...
a little more
mine...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Now you do’

---

i waited til the time was right -
i watched you come n go
n when you’d disappear from sight
i wondered
that i was hoping for a friend -
a human of my own
who had a little time to spend
i’m tired of being
alone...
so when you opened up the door
i Bravely walked right through ^;}
you didn’t have a cat before,
but human
you do

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He was well compensated for this injustice with rotisserie chicken’

---

i kinda like the little bows
you tie around my neck
but WhAt iS tHiS ? Embarrass shows -
dear human -
WhAt the HeCk ??!
you thought I’d like to wear it,
so you stuck it on my head...
am gonna RiP n TeAr it -
Every Petal i will Shred!
Retaliation MASSIVE
human - just you wait n see...
no longer am i passive -
Give that Chicken
ALL to ME!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Mine insists on being carried on my hip like a baby and has to inspect everything when I cook…’

---

Carry me, human, wherever you go
whatEver you’re cookin there I wanna know!
then let me select from my place on the wall
the food that i want, n my water n all...
i know so much more than my sister n brothers
(you know that I’m SmArTeR than all of the others!)
n I am your Favorite ^;}
but I’ll never tell
Amazing I do it
on One
Orange
Brain
cell...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’old world are very comfortable on the ground and in water as they are in trees. They evolved sitting pads on their buts as a ground adaptation.’

---

we monkeys of Old, more content on the ground
(the humans turned out more like Us, we have found...)
we’ll climb if we want to n swing from the trees,
or SpLaSh in the tub! take a bath, if we please
but oh, the New Wild ones! They’re searching for more
they Live in the trees, n the Water abhor!
most humans can see that they’re Acting quite NuTs
they’re Content friends, like We
just to SiT
on their
Butts

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’"Fat Bear Week" is an event each year where viewers tune in to watch a livestream of bears in Alaska's Katmai National Park bulk up in preparation for winter and vote for their favourites. 2022's competition is live now! [https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears](https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears)’

---

"Fat Bear Week" is an event where viewers tune in to watch a livestream of bears in Alaska's Katmai National Park bulk up in preparation for winter and vote for their favourites...
I am the bear -
is FAME i seek!
Tune In n Watch -
it’s FAT BEAR WEEK ^:@)
i did my best
so All will see -
No Other bear’s
as FAT as ME!
Preparing for
the HiBeRnAtE -
am BuLKiNg up !
n now
i wait...
so Cast your Vote
n You can Prove
the Winner’s ME!!!
 
. . . . i
can not
. . . m o v e . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We’re fostering this tiny (2,5 years and 2,5 kilos) void who came from a horrible hoarder home. At the shelter she was terrified and completely frozen with fear. So we took her home. We spent the first week just getting her used to our voices and she spent it in the corner under the couch. She ate, drank and used the litter box as well as explored the space at night. So very normal cat behavior lol The second week I started feeding her from a spoon and sloooowly getting her to come closer to me. And today she poked her head out ❤️ I’m so damn proud of her and I think she’s gonna be a foster fail for us. She doesn’t know how to play but I still try everyday and she’s definitely interested. Been using several different toys. The progress is amazing’

---

We spent the first week just getting her used to our voices and she spent it in the corner under the couch...
The second week I started feeding her from a spoon and sloooowly getting her to come closer to me. And today she poked her head out...
for now it is my choice....
the world’s been far too hard to face,
but i can hear
your voice...
n with it comes a sense of peace
i never felt before
a tiny bit my fear release -
i peek across the floor...
a Spoon i spy! a little l o n g e r -
Food within my reach ^:}
it makes me Stronger,
patiently
you teach...
then oh, so cautious, peering out -
i see your face above...
was once afraid, n full of doubt,
but now
This must
be Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ There is not a single thought in that cats mind...’

---

i am the cat, n here i sit
. . . . . there’s really nothing more to it...
there’s not a ThOuGhT inside my head,
am rather SiT like this
instead . . .
. . . . . how ‘bout i try a Patty - Cake ?
the ^UPndownwith paws i make
alas,
this way too hard to do,
my tHiNk
is
through...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Cat on the Hat’

---

it’s Good to have fun, but you have to know how,
the Fun’s just begun,
cuz you have a Cat now...
 
I’ll sit on the hat that you wear on your Head!
(but what i like More ~ when you hold me instead...)
this shirt is a good one! I like it on you
it’s BIG n it’s BaGgY, n i can fit, too ^;}
n this is a Bag, where you carry your stuff
or fill it with Cat, friend, n that is enough
n What’s This - a BoX ? now my Plastic Cave Den!
each day an Adventure, with Me, your cat fren
 
it’s good to have fun, but you have to know how,
Everything's Better -
your Cat Loves you now

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Dolphins in aquariums just make me sad’

---

i wonder What Are they ? they come n they go...
they live in the Dry place, where humans walk by,
but We are....
oh, Stop it - we’re Dolphins! we Swim in the Wet!
the humans - they feed us, or did you FoRgEt ?!
there’s no other choices - be Happy you’re here,
well, we have each other, n that much is true...
but maybe there’s places where Others swim, too!
to someday swim Freely - no walls, that’s my wish
for now, life’s a bowl
n i’m just
one
small
fish...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ He watched me like a hawk while I was doing it…’

---

. . . momma’s got my stuffie (he’s my favrit one of all)
i had him since forever, since the time that i was small...
she’s reaching up inside ‘im, n she’s pullin out some stuff,
(i hope she doesn’t hurt him...
hey now, momma - that’s enough!)
she musta seen i’m worried, cuz she laid him on the floor
i Rescued my sea monster - WoAh! he’s Lighter than before!
n now i lift him easy, back n forth, n back again ^;}
my Love is even Stronger -
he ain’t heavy,
He’s my Fren

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He always left food out for them…he would sit behind the screen door and talk to them as they ate. Eventually, some of the cats trusted him enough…to come inside.’

---

we know a place a human lives,
there’s always food to find
but there is so much more he gives -
we’ve learned This man
is kind
we’re cautious when we first come by,
the d i s t a n c e is our choice . . .
he does not touch, he does not try,
but then we hear
his voice
a comfort sound, an open door,
his smiling face above
we found what we’ve been looking for,
this place
inside
is
Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Him drinking a juice box while being patted by grandma is exactly what I needed this morning.’

---

most monkey friends - they have two hands,
they feed themselves with ease
this human here - she understands,
n gives me what i please
though i can feed myself enough,
i take from her, instead
it helps us both, when life is tough
a pet
upon my head...
it’s not the food i’m dreaming of,
it’s how she makes me feel
this gentle human
gives me Love
n helps my sad heart
heal

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Train him to walk with a leash, and/or if possible build a cat safe patio/ a strong net in your balcony…’

---

you humans on your ‘PaTiO’ -
it seems OK for you...
i wish i had a Catio,
so i could be safe, too
a Net out on the Balcony?
um, that just seems absurd
(am sorry - much too Tempt for me
if i should see a bird...)
or maybe take a training course
like Walking Dogs enjoy
(n you won’t have to ‘reinforce’
that I’m ‘the GoOdEsT BoY...’)
for I am Cat - i Know i’m good,
but Curious can’t hide
so humans - do the things you should
n Keep us
Safe
Inside!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Kitten already looks like he is plotting your doom…’

---

i am the kit - today's Day One,
a FaMiLy i got ...
they ‘Ooooo’ n ’Aaaaahh! New LIFE’S begun!!’
but I begin
my plot . . .
for now, am cute - i play it cool,
no rush, i bide my time...
but in the end I’m gonna Rule ^;}
an undetected crime....
they will not see! they will not find,
awake, n when they sleep
into their hearts,
into their mind
I’ll sink my claws in
deep...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’When we came home he would greet us and then wake her or find her and lead her to us. They bonded so well and he was always there for her…’

---

Remember me - dog number two,
i found i had a job to do
it seemed the one who first was here
would not get up when you’d appear!
i learned her world was silent then,
n i became her new best friend
we lived our lives a bonded pair,
(i knew how much
she loved me there)
she listened for me with her heart,
n i could hear her from the start
a quiet friendship, long ago,
a language only
we would know

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ To her, this is a wonderful gift and achievement…’

---

i brought them up two flights of stairs -
Just WAIT, cuz there is More!
momma thinks they’re dirty, but I like the way they smell
but you’re Happy, i can tell ^;}
it’s just a little gift from me - you work so hard all day...
i brought them here for you to Wear, n Never put away!
sometimes the momma's fussy, n she throws ‘em in machine,
(don’t worry, friend - i licked ‘em off
so now they’re Nice n clean)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Out of service’

---

OuT oF sErViCe - Can’t you see ??!
this Turnstile Occupied by ME!
I am the Cat - go Elsewhere, jerk
your Stupid card ain’t gonna work!
how ‘bout i SWIPE YOU with my Claws ??
HECK OFF, n just stop Bugging me!
I’ll make You pay!
(My ride
is
Free...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’And now you hang this picture above the stick in your house so visitors don't have to ask why the stick is there…’

---

Take a picture, human - you can hang it on the wall!
right above the STICK i found, my Favrit one of all ^:@\
just lemme bring it in the house, so no one Else can Take
(no, you don’t even hafta Throw, cuz then it maybe B r E a K ...)
i like the other toys i have, please leave them on the shelf
(the stick is Extra Special, see, cuz I found it mySelf)
n maybe, someday, when i’m gone, you’ll see my picture then
Remember how i Loved that stick !
(... i loved You more, my fren)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’they’re my favorite guys’

---

this human here - he very wise,
he push his cart inside
the momma says ‘we Favorite guys’ -
he Loves to give me ride ^;}
n as he walks so slow behind,
i never have to worry
a comfort with this man i find -
we’re never in a hurry...
days will pass, when he’s not here,
i miss him, n his cart...
but momma says he’s Always near
i’ll ride on
in his
Heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’this pleases me…’

---

i am the cat -
this pleases me
am sitting here
like Royalty
as through the house
i’m chauffeured ‘round
(the Bestest ride
i’ve Ever found)
the Gramps arrives -
the ‘BiRtHdAy BoY’!
but there’s One thing
that brings him Joy -
I’ll grant his wish
n Sit with ease
cuz All he wants -
is Cat
to
please...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ This is sad and beautiful at the same time’

---

i never knew another one
who looked the same as me...
my new life here has just begun!
n now
a friend i see...
i feel a sadness in my heart -
i’ve missed so very much...
is it too late for me to start ?
but then i feel
your touch
a beauty fills my lonely soul
that only you can see...
n in that instant - i am Whole
because
you Care
for me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I love how he immediately gives it a lil smooch…’

---

don’t know what’s HaPpEnInG out there...
am trying hard to just stay calm,
but then a hand - so big n strong,
it lifts me ^Up!
n i belong...
a little smooch beside my ear,
he holds me close -
there’s no more fear
i’m safe with him now, i am sure
 
i never had
a Dad
before

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Right? What if someone had dropped the baby? Or worse...’

---

rock-a-bye baby
cradle n all...
Baby
will
F
A
L
L

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’That deer loves her fish…’

---

every time them fish appear
i can’t control ExCiTe - Oh, Dear!
my kibble...Egg... Sardines on top ?!
my q U i V e R L i P s i cannot stop!
oh, how i love the runny egg ^:@)
with ^teenyyips i sHaKe n beg!
like gentle deer, it is my wish
PLEASE Human -
Lemme Have my FISH!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Persist’

---

the HaRnEsS thing to wear !!
we Cats - it’s What we Do - RESIST!
FrUsTrAteD ??
We don’t care...
’C’mon, I’ll take you for a Walk...’
we hear the things you say
ho-hum, we Bored with HuMaN TaLk
as on the floor
we lay....
so Stubborn here, we rather choose
ignoring what you do...
Sorry, friend - You gonna LOSE
we Cats purrsistent, too...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…He loved his chair…and was grateful for every minute! Bless you for giving him a chance.’

---

it’s giving me the HaPpY FeeLs ^:@)
I know you humans really care
each time you strap me in my chair
am So EXCITE to get back in it -
Grateful here for Every minute!
Forever in your heart, I’ll Dance -
My friend, You gave me
Second chance!
(thank you u/Smarterthanthat)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Dog : "I... I... I just want to be friends... How does this game work?’

---

you used to Like when i came near...
You Jumpin ^Upn down like FOOL!
WoAh, Watch those HORNS! ...Hey, That’s Not COOL
I’m just a pup...
i stand the same
I’m still
Best Friend
you Ever
had...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’https://i.imgur.com/szFm534.jpg’

---

my human came by, n a new Cart he brought
so curious, me, as he put me inside,
he tucked me in snug, in a soft blanket nest,
the wheels started rolling,
n he did the rest!
...Where are we Going ? is this just a Stunt ?!
he smiled n he said
he pulled me through barnyards in my little cart,
the bounce of the wheels matched the beat of my heart
Excited by All the new scenes that flashed by -
We’re Crossing the Road!
(i don’t Even care Why...)
a Feeling of Freedom as we ventured on,
Togetherness shared, that will Never be gone ^;>
i learned on that day what i’d only dreamt of -
the Best thing in life
is to know
that you’re
Loved

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’That dog doesn't seem to be taken care off properly I can see his ribs’

---

Looka me - the Groom is DONE
(they shaved a Lotta hair...)
ExCiTeD, me, for Scary FUN!
(am feelin kinda BaRe...)
i Know my human cares for me -
they say that I’m their ‘baby’ ^;@)
(...not sure what i’m suppose to be,
am tRiCk Or TrEaTiNg, maybe ?)
(n do i Have to share ?)
n when the Halloween is thru . . .
. . . can i grow back
my hair ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I think your squirrel found that distance...’

---

i am the squirrel, so very small,
i never knew my mom at all...
these human friends - they helped me out ^;)
(my 'family', i have no doubt)
They're always close, i'm never far,
(i know exactly where they are...)
so when i leave my squirrel nest
This the place i like the best!
i come n visit Every day -
the human mom finds time to play
she lets me Climb her like a Tree!
(n Always she
is Good to me)
but if, someday, i may be gone -
i'll dance
across
the grassy lawn . . .
still, in her mind we'll never part -
my squirrel footprints
on her
heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’They do squirm their way into your heart don't they’

---

i don’t need too much space...
but i will fit there, you will see
right in your loving place
n even if you come n go,
(Adventures you may find!)
but I’ll be in your heart, you know -
you won’t leave me
behind

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’At least we have each other...even if he does prefer his dad.’

---

i can’t find my daddy... he oughta be here....
you’re OK, friend human - i like when you’re near
you’re daddy’s best buddy, i guess now you’ll do,
don’t know Where he Went, tho...
I wonder,
do you ?
in case he can hear me, I’ll call him each day
that I’m Sad he’s away ?
don’t mean to disturb you, the noises i’m making
the sound
is my kitty heart
breaking...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’He has to take himself on walks, and nobody pets him or sings him songs or talks to him in funny voices…’

---

i am the dog - so much ignore,
i found a sock upon the floor...
a bit of scrap they left behind,
to me - a BrAnD nEw ToY i find ^:@/
a lonely life i have to live,
nobody cares...
no pets they give
no singy-songs or baby talks,
i have to take
myself
on walks...
if not for Me they’d never know
just how Much LOVE
a dog can show...
so now - the sock, upon my snoot
(...i Know they think
I’m
Heckin
Cute!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I hope the operator was saying, "Nyooooooom!"’

---

I hope the operator was saying, "Nyooooooom!"
an airplane in my hand
a little broken plastic toy
that I could ^FLYn land!
from Santa Claus - a favorite gift,
it thrilled me with delight!
the engine purred... the Take off LIFT
as it soared off in flight!
around the living room it Flew,
it turned n banked, n then
a CrAsH against a wall or two...
down on the floor
again...
a Pilot in my dreams, i was!
but i would never be...
Things change,
but i still Dream,
because
that child
is Still
in me...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’https://i.imgur.com/JpEti5q.jpg’

---

take me with you, human, let me see the world with you
there’s So much more to see - you make my chicken dreams come true!
no need for me to live cooped up, adventures at a loss,
Side by side it’s better, friend,
with Every road
we cross

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’How's he not tasting brain’

---

Ah, YES! it’s gonna do the trick ^:)
i’ll slide it in, see what i got -
n Sure enough -
some TaStY sNoT !
a little more...
how deep it goes
..oh, WoW... it Passed right through my Nose!
my thoughts are leaking from my head . . .
i think i’m tasting
BrAiN
instead....
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

dear human, Forgive me - wHaTeVeR i did!
the trash i tipped over, the things that i hid...
the pee on the carpet, the poop on the floor,
WhatEver i done
I won’t do
Anymore!
you put me in jail, n i’ll serve out my term
but when you walk by
I can’t Help it, but SqUiRm...
am filled with the Hopeful that you will Forgive
don’t stay angry long,
or i don’t wanna live...
For I’m just a puppy, n brains I have few ^:@(
but Gosh, all i want is to Please my friend - YOU!
so Give me a chance, n i’ll Do what i should,
Just tell me again
how i’m So heckin
Good!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Why is this bird meowing…’

---

am baby owl, so very small,
i never had a friend at all ^8{
but this one here seems kinda nice -
am gonna ask her, once or twice
’Who are you, baby.. tell me, Whoo’ ?
can maybe i be frens with you ?’
she answer me in ^{smol’meow...’}
i see it in her tiny eyes -
this baby fren
is not so wise...
no worries, i don’t give a hoot
i found a friend
who’s Heckin cute!
n as we curl up to sleep,
this teeny mew
is Mine
to keep

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’WHY SO GRUMPY…’

---

my dad said you’d be here awhile -
i tried to Greet with WeLcOmE smile ^:@/
but as a day turned into two,
I had
ENOUGH of you!
You NeVeR STOP with Tail wag!
your Happiness is Such a nag
you Really put me to the test
(my dad still better Like Me Best...)
am waiting for the car to come
to take you BACK where you came from!
your leash is on... the Time is NEAR
(n then my Grumpy
Disappear!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Pepita was holding Oreos too. Not some whack ass cheap candy. SMH.’

---

i am the dog -
so much defeat ^:@(
NoBoDy came
for Trick or Treat...
the Halloween
is come n gone
n i’m left here
with jammies on...
my Oreos
n happy ducks...
nobody cares...
this
Really
sux

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I like you, small and terrified pack-mate’

---

i’ve seen the humans come n go,
we usually ignore
nobody did before...
we Like you, little human -
let us rub you with our smell
our Pack-mate, we can tell
inhaling the Goodness
of a gentle human friend
sniffing every inch of you -
we Love this time we spend!
no worries now - we’ve got your back,
so let us kiss n fuss
n No one will upset our pack,
or They will deal
with Us...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’That look of adoration…’

---

i remember, i recall
a time when i was very small
i wonder - did you realize ?
you were a Hero
in my eyes
time would pass, n i would grow,
the adoration i would show
for all the things you liked to do
i wished that i
was cool like you...
but people change, n grow apart,
yet somewhere deep inside my heart
a child again - a memory
My Hero
You
will Always be

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I will hug mine a little tighter today…’

---

we don’t know the reason ~ we don’t know the rhyme,
it wasn’t the season,
it wasn’t my time...
i saw something shining -
a Light at the end!
my purpose defining -
i Can’t leave my Friend!
asleep in a dream,
so much peace there i found
eternal, it seemed...
but you turned me around!
a lesson to share when the day turns to night,
end you day
with a Prayer...
Hug your pets
extra tight
bless your sweet baby u/lisaluvulongtime

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I wish there was some sort of way for them to know how good looking they are.’

---

my world is dark, but i don't care -
(it's all i've ever known...)
i always know when you are there,
n never feel alone
it's quiet, too, cuz i don't hear,
i've never heard a sound
but oh, i Love when you are near -
i feel you, all around!
i'll never hear your human voice,
or see your face above
but i know You made Me your choice -
i'm worthy
of your Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Our boys are in this together…’

---

the friends keep checking every day,
as something stirs inside...
they’re making sure that i’m ok -
concern they cannot hide
for many have a pet like me,
n know the loss they feel
when one is taken, suddenly
they hope that i
can heal
a bit of joy - hope sparks anew!
i’ll try n do my part
n at day’s end, i’ll stay with you -
my paw prints
on your heart
(all best wishes to your sweet boy, too u/SenseIntelligent9017)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Shrimp. Bowl. I gotta draw you a map?’

---

in your hand the shrimp i love!
C’mon, human - simple goal:
jes
D
R
O
P
it
down
into the bowl!
but Really ?! must i draw a MaP??
is Easy - Drop it North to South
the quickest way
into
my
mouth!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Taco Cat’

---

..wOaH WAIT, guys - this is Not OK!
i Won't hold still! I WILL NOT STAY!!
for I am CAT - n I will HOWL
so Go ahead -
Bring On the TOWEL!
just Cover me, n wrap me tight
then what you DO is Outta SIGHT!
a TaCo CaT - from front to back
(n Save yourselves
from C A T - A T T A C !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’“I just can’t catch the red dot no matter how hard I try!”’

---

a lesson humans teach
alas, the DOT i cannot steal!
it stays just out of reach...
FRUSTRATION! Hard as i might try,
it’s leaving me confuse
that Heckin DOT! it ^fliesright by,
amuse....
am wonder... does he have control
to move the dot at Will ??
n yet he Laughs, it crush my soul....
hafta
K!LL . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ she gets sassy about people going down the stairway bc that’s her sleeping spot and it wakes her up…’

---

when i lay me down to sleep,
i snuggle ‘neath the stairway, steep
a quiet nook that fits just me,
(annoying human life i flee...)
but then it seems Nobody CARES!
they cLuMpInG ^Upn down the stairs ^:{
awake from dreams i can’t return,
Retaliation humans earn...
for when they lie asleep in bed,
am gonna pee upon their head!
but i’ll be gone before they wake -
they’ll know they made
a HUGE
mistake...
(Love your kitty u/BushyEyes)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…they just like to look tough. And the babies hiss. Unfortunately they get hit by cars a lot. Lots of mama opossums get hit but the babies often survive and get picked up by wildlife rehabbers.’

---

am prove my worth to you
you don’t give credit - not enough
for all the things we do
we faced them snakes with rattle tails,
n took the bites - so Brave
we possums, small, but strength prevails
n human lives we save!
n just to cross the street is hard,
we try to act so calm...
but such relief to reach your yard!
we turn -
n tho we show our teeth n hiss
when you extend a hand...
it’s really
just
our mom...
we miss...
we hope you
understand

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We just got a couple new pullout couches for owners who want to sleep over :) it makes me so happy’

---

my human can’t be with me, n it makes me kinda scare...
you making me sleep over, so can you just stay right there ?
the pills - they make me sleepy, n i think i got a shave ^:@(
but i could do much better
if you help me
to be
Brave
oh, friend - you make me Happy! now i need my sleep so much
n nothing heals me better
than your gentle
Loving
touch...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I fail to see a problem…’

---

I fail to see a problem - that’s my Daddy standing there ^:@)
he talking ‘bout the Weather - i heard Rain, n Wind, n Fog !
but me, I’m gonna stay right here
til he says

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Me too, buddy…’

---

I am the dog - am loved so pure,
but on my face
a look
unsure...
my wrinkles sag from years gone by,
the humans see my face
n sigh...
Some of them - they, too, relate
UnCErTaIn TiMeS
they contemplate ^:@/
but me - am no CoNcErNs at all
Where
I left
my
Ball...
(i Love him, u/CecilTWashington)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Looks like he really needed it too…’

---

i cannot move....
my mouth so dry,
.....i wonder...
is this thing
called
die?
i’m just a small koala bear...
i need a drink !
but none is there...
am scared,
n i don’t understand...
n suddenly - a cup extend
it’s Water!
You must be
a Friend!
for one so small, n frightened, me
an Angel
This
must Truly
Be

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Will do!’

---

Tell my I’m Good, see ? the friends think I am...
it matters the most from You - You are my ‘Fam’ ^;@)
nobody’s perfect, but i’ve tried my best
to be a Good Boy, n i know i’ve been blessed
surrendered by others, adopted by you,
doing more things than most dogs get to do!
the years have flown by, n it’s quieter now
a little bit darker, but i see, somehow...
yet still with me, strong, is my dog sense of smell,
(the food that i find is your Love, i can tell!)
Here for each other, now you guide my way
Forever, my friend,
in your heart
i will stay

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Big Dumb Dog’

---

Take me with you, human - there’s no place i’d rather be ^:@)
the roads that we have traveled, All the things there are to see!
no matter where we’re headed, or adventures yet to come,
to me they’re All amazing!
i am Dog
n i am
Dumb
so we could see a waterfall, a magic rainbow end
(i don’t know what i’m looking at... i just see You, my friend...)
as long as i am by your side, to share the things You see
(...the kitchen floor is just as good,
as long as you Love me!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’You don't often make me cry, but my puppy is 15 years old, deaf, has milky eyes (but can still see), and has the nose of a young pup. He gets way too many treats because I love him and want him to have as much joy as possible. This makes me think that maybe he knows they're given with love. Thank you. (He's not overweight, and we still go on daily walks.)’

---

my eyes are kinda cloudy - in my heart you’re crystal clear,
i feel you when we’re walking, n i love when you are near
the path is always quiet, but you guide me from above,
n every treat you give me, friend
reminds me of your love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ I like the soft petting to wake puppers up’

---

now i lay me down to sleep,
a tiny little pup...
the thoughts of you in dreams i keep
until you wake me up
i cannot hear you say my name,
but feel your gentle touch
it wakes me softly, just the same
cuz i love you so much!
your smiling face, your human smell,
i've felt it from the start
my silent world - i still can tell
i hear you
with my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’2 more walks, 3 more lunch times and 1h extra playing time per day.’

---

i am the dog - i do PROTEC
am love my human boy like HECK!
if any DaNgEr dares come near,
they gonna find out
I am here...
not looking for no human praise,
an extra lunch, a walk or two
(...i Love to hear ‘GOOD BOY’ from you..)
but in the end, it’s all ok
My Boy
don’t Ever
take
away!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’You better give him all the treats he wants. Look at those sad eyes’

---

i am the cat with saddest eyes,
the humans wonder Why ?
it’s hard to make them realize -
they look at me n sigh...
(but when you get to know me,
you will look at me n learn
am goin’ for the SyMpAtHy
cuz then the Treats i earn...)
(Very cute u/jonnyminag)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Handle and touch him a lot. Start a little bit at a time. Let him go if he wants you to…’

---

Take me home, human - i’ll show what i’ve got
handle me gently, but touch me a lot ^;}
i’m still a small kitty, just starting to live,
Teach me your ways -
I have so much to give!
treat me the way you want me to treat you,
patient n kindly, in all that you do
don’t sTaRtLe or threaten, cuz that never works
we cats are like people (n sometimes we’re jerks)
so you’re the first human that i’ve ever known!
n sometimes, like you, i’ll be fine left alone
but if you’re unhappy, or sometimes feel blue,
i’ll try my best, human,
to Always
Love you!
(good luck with your sweet baby boy u/zephyrjudge)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’And that’s how you get a cat*…’

---

following nothing but instincts inside,
tired of lonely, n nights that i cried...
searching the empty of paths that i’d roam,
Finally finding
the one that led
Home
a human who’s friendly, n opened the door -
a little bit frightened, a little unsure...
i followed my heart n it led me your way,
Dear human, just Love me!
(n please let me stay...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Monkey: Fuck, that’ll leave a mark…’

---

Oh, YES! This one’s stopping - he’s got what i want!!
Hurry! Before someone else... I’m in LUCK!!
scrambling down to retrieve it -
Oh,
F
U
C
K
!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Hi Mom. Sorry. Can you come pick me up?’

---

am choosing the one who FORGIVES Best of all...
’Hi, momma ? it’s Me - Yes, the Dog - DON’t HANG UP!
Believe when I tell you - I’m one Sorry Pup!
i went out carousing n lost track of time ^:@(
picked up by the strangers, but I did NO CRIME!
so Please come ‘n get me! I won’t do no more!
(please Hurry, cuz I just might PeE on the floor...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Don't blame me, it was gravity…”’

---

the old bowl, my humans - they kept on the shelf,
but This one is MaGiC! I’m feeding myself!
no longer am pesting, i don’t have to try,
the Gift that keeps Giving - a Constant supply ^;}
the Magic is B R O K E N, n out my food Spills!
don’t BLAME ME - is GRAVITY!! pulled from above!
Just get my old bowl, friend,
n Fill it
with Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’This is heartwarming’

---

i am the dog, my job - a Guide
(my friend here cannot see)
am gonna stay here by his side,
this bro - he counts on me ^;@)
each step i take we never part -
we tethered to each other
no pull, no drag - we’re heart to heart
not heavy -
He’s my
Brother

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Omg it's you! I need to run 7 miles right now!’

---

can you just open door for me ?
oh, Wait...
am Frozen in my track -
Oh, Yes - it Is! the Daddy’s back!!
he Promised me!! He Said he would!!
this Greater than the Goodest GOOD!
i thought about him every day,
n now he’s HOME! We gonna PLAY ^:@)
i gotta zoom - i gotta Race
n spread my Happy
Every place!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’A large box tipped over on its side, so he can feel unobserved might encourage him to eat a little something.’

---

don’t spy on me, human, cuz i’m kinda shy
a box would be cozy, an opened up side,
where i can watch You,
or, if i want,
hide...
it takes getting used to, my heart has to heal
i’m older, it’s New this thing ‘love’ that i feel...
i hunger for comfort, n maybe a snack
just give me some time
n i’ll learn to
Love back

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’idk what happened to free awards. you would be getting one tho…’

---

Listen to this human! He’s deserving of AWARD
but I am just an elephant - there’s none I can afford...
his message is important! I would hug him, if i could
it’s just as good...
i’m sneaking up behind him, with my snoot i’m gonna creep...
(see if he ignores me - a straight face he’ll try n keep...)
i found his ear, his Head... aHA! Hey, Human - Gotcher NOSE!
(now i pretend it wasn’t me
n strike a bashful pose...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I prefer to put my cat's on the popcorn setting’

---

Put us in the dryer thing, n set the heat on LO
let us watch the CatTV - our Very favorite show ^:};}
all we need’s a little snack - some popcorn would be fun
just set the timer, human
so we don’t get OvErDoNe

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’If I woke up with a rhino looking down on me, I'd get the f**k out as well.’

---

now i lay me down to sleep,
along the road i slumber deep
so peaceful in the grass, it seems,
i’m drifting in my doggie dreams...
perhaps a kindly soul will pass,
n see me lying in the grass...
a gentle hand - i’d be in luck
AaAAAaaAaAAAAAHH!!! WhAtthe F - - K ??!??!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’My idiot chihuahua with five teeth would try to fight that rhino’

---

i may be small, but I can FIGHT!
with All FIVE TEETH I’m gonna B i T e !
your leather skin! your Stupid HORN!!
i’ll Make you WISH you’re Never BORN!!
from toes to head, across your back
an UnReLeNtInG DOG ATTACK!!
you’ll Beg for MERCY as i Gnaw ya
BACK OFF, ‘friend’ -

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’And a sweet parking lot she is!’

---

when i lay me down to sleep,
aware of kids - around me creep...
am wonder what i’ll be today,
as on my side so still i stay
so Lucky, me, the kids i got -
today i am a parking lot ^;@)
why, Yes! I’d Love to nurse a horse
(No bother Me - of course, of course!)
so perfect here my life, it seems
as i drift off
in childhood dreams
my only wish, as they grow up,
Remember me
your Loving pup
edit (i love her u/No-Carpet-8836 - thanks for the inspiration u/Getupxkid)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’We need a world full of more Fridas. Rip sweet soul.’

---

there's souls that are selfless who walk among men,
...some never notice....
Some call them 'best friend'...
some never are lucky enough to have known
the Love of a Dog -
one that they call 'their own'
no matter their size, if they're big or they're small,
you're blessed with a Dog
who loves You Best of all
sadly, their time is too short here on earth,
but Nothing compares
to the Joy
that they're worth

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Little one, if you are quick, you can loaf in the leftover warms…’

---

Stay beside me, kitten, i will show you where to sit
(there’s room up here for both of us - we’re Cats, we always fit)
this where the human spends his time - this place his special spot
he warms his buns, but when he leaves
he leaves behind a lot
so if you get up quickly, n you curl up in his chair
you’ll feel the warm! you’ll smell his scent - it’s almost like he’s there
when he comes back, don’t worry - he might act like DiSaPpRoVe,
that’s when you stare with BIGGEST eyes
be clear
that you won’t move...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Cure my soul and my sciatica…’

---

i’m lying by my human as she stretching on the floor
she do the thing called ‘ExErCiSe’ (but I’m the Bestest cure)
no matter what her body does, the peaceful is her goal
it’s puppy love she needs the most
to heal her human soul

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…waiting for the cat to move. Then realized it was a picture…’

---

take a picture, human - you can keep it on your phone
we never thought that we would have a cat house of our own
n every time you look at it, we hope it’s gonna prove
We are the cats ~
we Love our Home!
(we never gonna move...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Sucks that there's no way to explain to her that the baby will be ok when they took it…’

---

my baby is gone...
the humans - they hurried n whisked him away
n nobody told me
if he’d be
ok....
wait, what was that ?? ...Oh, Gosh, can it be ??
it Is! it’s my baby.... he’s Reaching for me!!!
my heart fills with Love, I'm relieved that he’s here
n down my face streaming
are Big
Happy
Tears!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’…by the first and foremost cat law this person is not allowed to stand up when the bus arrives.’

---

i am the cat, n i shall sit
upon your lap
a purrfect fit
n as upon the bench you wait,
dear human -
understand your fate...
i knead you, friend - the biscuits made,
n in your heart they’ll never fade
don’t stand if there arrives a bus
unless there’s room
for Both of us

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’To this day she is stuck sitting there…’

---

i am the cat, n i shall sit
upon your lap
a purrfect fit...
n as upon the bench you wait,
dear human, understand your fate...
Today’s the Day -
You are in Luck!
n you will stay ^;}
(cuz you are Stuck...)
i knead you, friend - the biscuits made,
n in your heart they’ll never fade
don’t stand if there arrives a bus
unless there’s room
for Both of us

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’She looks so surprised every time’

---

i love my ball - so much SuRpRiSe!
each time i can’t BeLiEvE my eyes
am try n get my friend to play,
but in my mouth
the ball don’t stay ^:@/
a gentle chew, then Out it P o P s !
this crazy ball - it never stops
n where it lands i never know -
sometimes ^{above,
sometimes}below
a ^FlyingCRASH!!
(....did something break?!)
i think i made
a Huge
mistake...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Homeboy is trying to keep it together…’

---

been by your side for all these years
for all the times we did deploy,
you Always called me
n now i hear the radio -
is talk of Me - my time to Go...
Retirement - my time to Rest
Please don’t forget -
I love you
Best

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’This cat is perfect to place in pictures of humans doing stupid things. Just there.....silently looking concerned…’

---

i am the cat, n WoAh is me -
my Human acting stupidly ^:{
i sit observing oh, so calm
(unable, me, to do Face palm...)
a silent stare, i will not budge
(lest i reveal
i sit n judge...)
i cannot hide
my look
...concern...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Tall, bark, and handsome’

---

i stare at him above...
Tall, n bark, n Handsome, see
i’m Full of puppy love...
but i am short, a frumpy face,
no FaNcY fLoOf have i....
them ‘Oodle’ girls are Everyplace,
my plain i can’t deny ^:@(
but I’m a princess in my dreams,
my Shining Prince is he!
a Happy Ever After seems
the ending
We should be!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

I see you, cat, up on the bed ^;@)
you wanna pLaY WiTh Me instead ?
how ‘bout we - Woooah.., Hey, whatcha Got ??
you’re just One cat... Now there’s a Lot!
golly, Heck....
am deep desire to do PROTEC!
no worries, cat - am gentle, see
Forever now
their guard
I’ll be...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I'm willing to bet she helped raise the puppy…’

---

the DoPeY little pup...
oh, great - the momma calls him ‘Good’,
n now she lifts him up.....
...Hello, oh yes, it’s Me, my dear,
I’m kinda busy, see ?
be careful, pup - don’t get too near -
these kits belong to Me....
i love you Very much!
but these will be more smart than you,
so Look
but Please don’t touch...
oh, how i love your kisses sweet,
they help to keep me calm....
’twas You, first made my life complete -
You taught me how
to ‘Mom’

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Santa needs a happy pill’

---

my human said ‘Come on, pup - Santa is here!’
but poor Santa Claus didn’t look like himself...
i sat by his side, n i did my best smile ^:@)
but Santa was sad, so i stayed for awhile
he whispered ’I’m sorry, I’m feeling quite ill’...
but for my fat friend
there was no ‘happy pill’...
but i tried my Best to give Santa a lift,
n in just a bit, he said ‘Pup - You’re a Gift!
a Good Boy like you can help Scrooges like me
be Nicer to Others - the way I should be!’
n then in a twinkling i knew it was true -
the Magic of Christmas is good things we do
don’t wait to find Happiness under the tree,
you already have it
with pup friends
like me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Betty Spaghetti’

---

I’m Betty Spaghetti, as chonk as can be ^;}
my humans love couch time, canoodling me
no worry ‘bout carbs - (your FaT comments are rude...)
the Love from my humans -
my Best ‘comfort food’!
(Love her, u/Miss_Starry)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Thing…’

---

there i was, cuddled, all close with the mom,
(first time in my life that i ever felt calm...)
when in came a human, so rough n so grouse -
’WhAt is this THiNg you brought into the House?!’
with scared eyes i stared at the mom, up above,
’She’s STAYING! she’s MINE, n she’s SomeThing to Love!!
from that moment on, so much Happy i bring
All it takes to find Love
is just One
^little
thing...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’My two cats are called Alice and Not Alice’

---

i’m Alice the cat, this Not Alice, my sis
(is sometimes cOnFuSiNg the dad named us this...)
cuz when he calls ‘ALICE’ we both turn our head
Not ALICE - Me, ALICE! He wants ME instead!
but Clearly I know I’m the one he likes Best ^;}
I’m ALICE, just Alice - with One name I’m blessed
sorry, my sister - he likes you a lot
but I am the Favorite,
n You, dear
are NOT
(i Love them u/Dean_Dark)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’His name is Toulouse, but we call him Trash Goblin since he doesn't bathe himself’

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They named me ‘Toulouse’, like the FaNcY French city
(but they call me Trash cuz they think i’m not pretty...)
who cares about bathing? I like how I smell ^;}
(my humans still love me, n treat me quite well)
but sometimes i dream that I’m French anyway,
ooo la la dining in some sweet cafe
i bat my cat eyes - with the girls i’m all flirty,
but I’d rather
stay
dirty

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Since a jazz musician is a ‘cat’, I named mine after my favorite trumpet player, Maynard Ferguson.’

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Meet the late, lamented Ferguson aka Oddboy’
i’m not a meowsician, no brass could i play,
(but i did my best to make noise anyway...)
the name ‘Maynard Ferguson’ always sparked Joy,
(they found it more fitting to call me ‘Oddboy’)
n tho i was ‘silenced’ on earth long ago,
my song will live on in their hearts there, i know ^;}
Whatever you call us, whatever our name,
Forever, dear humans,
we’ll love you,
the same

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’The expression on the mother’s face!’

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sometimes i think what life would be
without this baby, ‘blessed’ to me...
the open plains i used to roam!
no need for me to get back home
the nights i spent with WhO knows wHo,
a spotted past i had... it’s true
til one called Me the BEST he’d seen!
(..he thinks he’s ‘King’, but I am Queen)
alas, my wand’ring days were done,
n then came You, my little one
i’ll try my best to help you grow,
but you will leave, someday, i know...
oh, no...
they’re tears, i realize
for one day, soon, i will be gone
but You, my babe
will carry on....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’They’re descending from heaven’

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Look at us all - we the Goodest of boys
DeLiGhTiNg the humans n spreading the Joys!
Descending from Heaven to stay for awhile,
Giving our humans a face with a Smile ^:@)
lucky we are with a home of our own,
but humans are sad that we’re just on a ‘loan’...
our time here too short, til we’re called home again,
but Angels we’ll stay
in the hearts
of our friends

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’These guys rescue hundreds of seals each year from entanglements, some of which are truly horrific!’

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I’m TaNgLeD by something unknown... ^:@(
why don’t they just Leave me ALONE??!
they’re tugging n pulling, this things way too tight!
oh no, now it’s over my head...
it’s Dark now - I’m BLINDED!! they’ve taken my Sight!
i think I’ll just die here, instead....
HEY... I’m Finally FREE!
Oh, Lookit - I’m swimming once more!!!
they unsealed my fate! hang on, guys- Wait for ME!!
(...n I’m Never returning
to shore!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’That is him in a state of pure bliss…’

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i am the dog, n here i lie
a state of purest bliss...
i can’t explain - won’t even try,
am DrUnK with happiness ^;@)
the humans left me home alone,
i watched as they departed...
i HeLpEd MySeLf - to Food - my Own!
that’s when the mischief started...
by accident it spilled on floor,
the mess i had to hide
n so i Ate a little more,
but then my tummy did the OuCh!
i ate tooo much, no doubt ^:@(
that’s when i climbed up on the couch
n peacefully
passed out...
now as i drift in deepest sleep,
my dreams have all come true!
my belly full of FOOD in heaps -
just like the Humans do

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’https://preview.redd.it/zvw28clzpy2a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=518431e7308a1f7e6e01052a903e78eff71ca5ff’

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this my ball - is full of sPiKeS
but it’s the one i mostest likes ^;}
sometimes i hold, or try ‘n bite,
(it never seems to fit quite right)
my mouth i open W I D E, n then
the spikey ball pops out again!
the human knows i like so much,
so they can look
but Never
touch...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’https://preview.redd.it/5qhms8lavy2a1.jpeg?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=9f20f9bb8f8e74c723b3430016bc79bcff9e9879 After he was eating some yogurt xD’

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this i call my Yogurt face -
is sticking to me Everyplace
i licked my bowl til it was gone,
but now, it seems, my Face it’s on
i cannot see, but i can taste -
(won’t let no yogurt go to waste)
so i will lick what can’t be seen
until my face
is nice n clean

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’https://preview.redd.it/4vhoappwmy2a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=7bde9fac372e6dc8031b30424af8b77027245754 Maizie looks like Nosferatu. She’s a crazy little demon but she’s a sweetheart all the same.’

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i’m Maizie the Cat, but just look in my eyes -
Nosferatu the Demon! i plot your demise...
sometimes a bit CrAzY, tormenting my fam,
(but really they know what a sweetheart i am...)
am i chasing greebles - or Casting a Spell ??
there’s secrets i hold in my claws n my fur,
but i’ll never tell, no...
they just hear me
purrrr

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Poor little Ginger…’

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Poor little Ginger! i first saw you there
beside our friend human (you looked very scare...)
so tiny n skiddish, i hoped you’re ok,
but much more than that, kit
i Prayed you would stay!
am not sure what happened - you had a big scar
i showed you its Better with me here, by far ^:}
with cuddles n kisses like you’d never known,
Sweet little Ginger -
now You are my Own!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’I wanted this little guy to live his best life so now him and his foster sister live with me…’

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i started out a world away,
a place so full of strife...
my human made it all OK
n changed my lonely life
the mem’ries now i’ve left behind -
that distant place before
my human here - so gentle, kind,
there’s So much to explore!
the world is turning White!
is everything all right ??
then, comforted - my human’s near,
they call it WiNtEr SnOw...
i’m curious, but have no fear,
My Life is Good, i know ^;}
(thank you for your sweet story, u/peakedinthirdgrade)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’ This is exactly how I imagine it would look…This is where they spend their time until you get there’

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healthy dog friends Everywhere - the most i’ve ever seen
our days spent playing, chasing! running meadows, end to end
it’s here where you will find me -
where i’ll wait for you, my friend

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

’Didn't know dogs were professional shithousers.’

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Lookat Us! We just like You -
We can Fake it like you do ^;@)
oh Gosh oh Gee it makes me limp...’
but Oh, the Pain! it will not STOP
i cannot walk...
i hafta H ^OP
..but Lookat us - we still can Prance
so Come on, friend -
Get up n Dance!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo